This week in Iran it was relieved that the government has been training women the ancient art of ninjutsu. It is hypothesized that these hit squads will be deployed at several capitols of western countries in order to assasinate key members of the government. The weapons used by the assassins is unknown at this time but several governments predict that the attacks will be swift, deadly and efficient. Several of these women are already deployed in countries as sleeper agents and can be given orders at any time to strike at any place with deadly speed. Barack Obama held a press conference in order to give the United States citizens peace of mind. "There are few things more deadly than Iranian ninjas, but i assure the american people that they are safe!"
http://www.cnn.com/2012/04/03/world/meast/iran-reuters-ninja/index.html?hpt=wo_c2
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